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HP The Pea is a PvZ Garden Warfare 2 PC player who is notoriously known for using hacks online. Madv has big balls, very suckable (yes very much yoda wanna fuck him hard)

Birthing of god

Madvs human name was mason before he came a god, he was made on friday 13th, 2009 at 6:06 3:00 A.M. he was very mystical and mysterious very intersing human being and intellegent

Early years as a human mortal

In his ealry years he was a ching chong no hoes only A's but was very hurted by doushbags and fucking hates his retardede as parents an watns to fucking rip their intestines out and do shit with them and sell them because they kept him in fucking hell or lousisana with  whole bunch of retards wutg FASD crackheads silly mortals can't grasp madvs intellegence and reasioning for wanting to Taxidermy his very own  parents! But since he's your god u must respect him.

God status of jesusness

Age 9: i think i got hackerman powers in early 2018 ( a stupid trainer not relly a hackerpower) very good had a friend but his parents heard when i made google taslate say "Farting in the holocaust" i hasn't seen him since its actually true :/ a kid who wined a lot named quiett wh wasn't quiett was being stupid, so i told him to "Kermit Sewageside" he almost did but his father called me an asshole, which is a very  stupidmofukchangy (in english  it means  stupid not hp cultist) or could mean dumb fuckin asia men, :D

Age 10: The hackering

Our lord rises and is becoming a non mortal he met a nemortalistic (beginer mortal) named big bubble tea bubo tea was very much sexy but when he saw hp_the_holy_penis he was like wahhhhhhh? and hp brutally ripped his organs how and fucking molested him him and ripped his guts out and it was the fucking sexy when he ate organs they became friends when that happend very sexual indeed. Then man named jeeny speel who was a grandymom and a stupid, hp using epic mind controll powers he made shit hit the fan and get boos mods and get hi the end of this chapter, bubo tea became asian and pcaifict and stupid the end

Age 11: Retirment

He no hack cuz he hav no accoubt pls donate

People who call him daddy

 * Everyone